We may have figured out our travelling plans, thanks to Tracey from STA travel.
The problem, of course, was that we're in the UK and therefore don't qualify for the Eurail tickets -- Foxxy, on the other hand, can't get an Interail ticket since he's all the way over in Australia (and they cost more anyway). And of course, whilst the Eurail tickets are first class, the Interail ones aren't.
So Tracey looked at our timings, listened to our predicament, and vowed, "As is my solemn duty, to protect and serve travellers and wayward children, I shall PRICE for you the individual first class tickets!"
Tracey clearly has a flair for the dramatic. She's getting back to us tomorrow. Yay!